Juan I Am (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

Note: Read my earlier post to understand what this is about

I would not like Vista
here or there.
I would not like Vista
anywhere.
I do not like
this OS.
I do not like it,
Not one bit.

Would you like Vista
on a netbook?
Would you give Vista
one more look?

I do not like it
on a netbook.
I will not give it
one more look.
I do not like Vista
here or there.
I do not like Vista
anywhere.
I do not like it with lots of RAM.
I do not like it, Juan-I-am.

You may like Vista.
You will see.
You may like Vista
Hear our plea!

I will not,
Cannot, hear your plea
I will not allow it
Even for free

Senator!
Senator!
Stop this bill!
The thought of it
Gives us a chill!

I do not care
How much you cry
Wave to Vista
Tell it goodbye

Senator!
Senator!
Give us some peace!
A new version
Will soon release

New version?
New version?
About that
I don’t know.
But Microsoft Vista
It must go.

Senator!
Senator!
Don’t make such a stink
It’s all a moot point
Don’t you think?

Think?
Think?
I am a solon!
Although right now
I feel a moron.

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